Creepy White Van T-shirt Helps Prevent Crime
While some tee shirts are designed to be as attractive as possible; Creepy White Van T-shirt (by Travis Pitts) was strangely designed with “crime prevention” in mind. Here’s how:
If there’s one thing I know from experience- it’s that windowless white cargo vans are always involved in crime; driven by child molesters, kidnappers, burglars, rapists, murderers, terrorists or shifty, illegal work crews. They’re always beaten to shit- have chains, straps or rope hanging out the back, and look like they’ve been pried open from the inside. Is that rust…or dried blood? I swear I don’t know why they still make them…..If they’d just stop making them, I bet crime would drop, like, 85% overnight.
Good T-shirt not only makes its owner look awesome, but also creates conversion. Get this tee from Lucky Threadz for $16, the real white creepy van is not included
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2 opinions for Creepy White Van T-shirt Helps Prevent Crime
James
Mar 29, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Haha! This is great! But, then again, so is everything by Travis Pitts! It would be cool to see a pic of this design on a t-shirt to do it justice.
henryv
Mar 31, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Gotta love Travis’ work. Speaking of which, I wish someone would just print this design of his already: http://www.threadless.com/submission/104911/Perils_of_Modern_Science/
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